a plane with 5 people onboard was about to crash, but there 4 were only 4 parachutes available
the 1st person,lionel messi, said " i m the worlds best footballer ,i cant die now
he took a chute and left
aliko dangote said" i am the richest man in africa , i cant die now.so he bailed with the 2nd parachute
the 3rd was jacob zuma ,he said " i am the president of SA ,moreover another election is coming,so i cant die now"
he left as well
then the pope said to the little girl," take the last one,i'll sacrifice my life for you"
"no need for that you holiness,there are 2 parachutes left " replied the little girl
the pope says " howcome?"
the little girl replies "that SA president took my bag"
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