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plane crash

Postby gti08 » Tue Dec 01, 2015 10:00 am

a plane with 5 people onboard was about to crash, but there 4 were only 4 parachutes available

the 1st person,lionel messi, said " i m the worlds best footballer ,i cant die now
he took a chute and left


aliko dangote said" i am the richest man in africa , i cant die now.so he bailed with the 2nd parachute



the 3rd was jacob zuma ,he said " i am the president of SA ,moreover another election is coming,so i cant die now"
he left as well

then the pope said to the little girl," take the last one,i'll sacrifice my life for you"

"no need for that you holiness,there are 2 parachutes left " replied the little girl

the pope says " howcome?"

the little girl replies "that SA president took my bag"
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Re: plane crash

Postby NORRIS 1 - ZN » Tue Dec 01, 2015 12:56 pm

:rofl: :lol:

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Re: plane crash

Postby Snickers » Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:40 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: plane crash

Postby EwMPS » Tue Dec 01, 2015 5:42 pm

dead...lol

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Re: plane crash

Postby crazyboi786 » Mon Mar 28, 2016 12:04 pm

[FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]

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Re: plane crash

Postby MAI_6R » Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:05 pm

Funny guy :rofl: :salut:
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Re: plane crash

Postby Shay28 » Mon Mar 28, 2016 2:14 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol:
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Re: plane crash

Postby MLGCUP177 » Mon Mar 28, 2016 4:11 pm

:lol: :lol: :rofl: jay z always stealing lol
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Re: plane crash

Postby Kaas84 » Mon Mar 28, 2016 6:16 pm

Rofl....
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Re: plane crash

Postby migz10 » Wed Mar 30, 2016 12:15 pm

Geez :lol:
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